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I work with children and I am often amazed at what they have to say. Here are some things that I have heard from five year olds recently. "I have a club and you can't be in it unless you give me that", "Do you know how many animals had to die to make that coat?" "my daddy says I can't be a cheerleader, they have no brains. I want to be one but I don't want to lose my brains". "I'm not allowed to play princess, my mommy won't let me." "My mom and dad says if your mean to me, I should punch you in the face." Parents, what are we teaching our children?